Kirk Cousins Puts Patrick Mahomes’ ‘Dad Bod’ to Shame

Kansas City Chiefs superstar quarterback, Patrick Mahomes, may have Super Bowl cred (and raw talent), that Minnesota Vikings QB Kirk Cousins can only dream of. But there’s a reason they say, ‘you can’t have it all’. Pat may have championships on his fingers, but he wishes he had muscles on his ‘dad bod’ like Kirk.

Which dad bod would you prefer?🤔😏 pic.twitter.com/wWdsSQYS6D

— A L I S S A ✨ (@MissAlissaS) January 31, 2024

Choose Your ‘Dad Bod’: Patrick Mahomes vs Kirk Cousins

Mahomes may be on the verge of playing in his fourth Super Bowl in the past five years, but when it comes to being absolutely shredded, it’s safe to say Captain Kirk has him beat by about 8 abs and 300 less Big Macs.

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Unofficially, that’s a knock on the Mahomes scouting report. But then again, whatever methods Mahomes are using, they’re clearly working. He’s on track to becoming one of the greatest NFL quarterbacks of all time, whereas Cousins has yet to even reach the Conference Championship stage. Even Case Keenum did that.

Maybe that’s one reason why Cousins is so ripped compared to Mahomes. Despite being a starting QB for six seasons now, Mahomes has never missed a meal conference championship appearance.

Yoooo why they have to do me like that!?!?!? 🤣🤣🤣 #DadBodSZN

— Patrick Mahomes II (@PatrickMahomes) January 31, 2024

Meanwhile, Cousins has had a bit more downtime during the NFL players, throughout his career, giving him more time to dominate the gym instead of the gridiron. Oh well, there’s always next year… (read below)

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